Fark
- Teen shoots himself in the testicles. Bet he doesn't have the balls to do that again [Fail]
- Homeless man finds shelter by using hotel reward points earned when he had a high-paying job [Sad]
- Officials say bobcat responsible for power outage, ruining police academy movies [Strange]
- Small B.C. surf town of Tofino takes stand, moves to ban McDonald's, Starbucks, and Tim Hortons from wrecking its radical character [Cool]
- Hard-assed hood has brain hemorrhage and goes into coma for two weeks. Wakes up with a passion to paint, speak in rhyme, write poetry and love of kittens [Weird]
- Theme of Farktography Contest No. 253: "I'm a Geek, and I'm Proud of It". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
- Man strangles his girlfriend to death and then tries to kill himself by drinking bleach and slashing his wrists. Of course, he went across the street and not down the block [Fail]
- Not news: Woman decides to rob people. News: Successfully robs 11 people. Fark: Robs $6 [Fail]
- He won $150 at the MGM Grand in Detroit, met two women who said they wanted to party, got a motel room, stripped and jumped in the shower expecting the women to join him. His luck ended there [Amusing]
- Semi overturns and spills 45,000 pounds of batteries. Driver not charged [Fail]
Open Democracy
- Turkey and Ergenekon: from farce to tragedy ,
- The long war on stop and search,
- Virtual worlds: disappearance through pervasiveness,
- Efforts to revive middle east peace talks overshadowed by Israeli settlement construction in east Jerusalem,
- The Tories get the burglar vote...,
- Grozny: Rebuilt, Fearful and (Almost) Forgotten by the West,
- MPs WANTED: FOR CRIMES AGAINST DEMOCRACY,
- Comment moderation - technical glitch,
- Build Internet communitarian memory,
- Burma publishes first of five new election laws,
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